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(1) ¶ Twitterrhea 

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Twitter is now worth half a billion.  It’s obvious why – the service is insanely useful.  Check out this real-time stream of shit for example.  People use twitter to say things like:

“I feel lik shit on a stick”

“Just had some happy shit happen to me lol”

“BEYONCE WORE THE SAME SHIT IN LIKE 4 VIDEOS!!!!!”

“Shit the boss came back. Now I have to work. Fuckity fuck fuck.”

“Holy crap. Worst shit cramps of my life. Right when i get to the beach… im going to take the greatest dump ive ever taken. i can feel it”

“HOLY SHIT!! It is raining so flippin hard that it is flooding!!”

“I flipped my shit”

All other kinds of messages tend to be generated by bots (over 25%) or the few active Twitter users (5% – celebrities, promoters & reporters).  It’s no surprise every user on Twitter is worth over $70.

Update: even the BBC agrees.

1. COMMENT from mg (permalink) (url)
   2009
   Aug
   14
   09:53

   Ah, that’s the shit!

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