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(0) ¶ Crapium: Monetize Your Users with Crap 

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Struggling to monetize your user base?  Forget Freemium.  More and more businesses are turning to the new, ultra hip business model – Crapium.  Our experts at ShitCrunch explain:

“Crapium, at it’s core, is about giving away a useful product or service without a profit.  This allows businesses to attract a huge number of users, who they can sell all sorts of crap to.”

Take the leading low-cost airline as an example – Ryanair.  Whilst selling flights for £1, Ryanair manages to make money by selling all sorts of crap to people while they fly: lottery tickets, seats, permission to use your mobile phone, boarding without a fight, and most importantly, lavatory access.  Though I suppose you can still shit for free if you don’t mind sitting on it.